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Marold Herald #33: February 21, 2022

Good morning all --


Wishing you a nice day and a good week ahead :]


I went and made a blog as a companion for this email newsletter (? I don’t know what to call this, you have never and will never get anything newsworthy from me). I tried to do it on Wordpress and in doing so reminded myself how aggravating the blocking system is that Wordpress switched to a couple years back. Terrible. Humbling. I had to keep a blog as an ongoing assignment in middle school on Wordpress. I saw that, as well as several other failed blogs linked to my email, which I don’t have the courage to click into and read through at this point. I gave up and made it on Wix, which also has a blocking system but one that doesn’t bring me as close to tears, and for now the site is an archive of all the emails I’ve sent. I don’t know if I’m going to do anything else with it, just as I don’t know what I’m doing in general with most things. Well, here it is: link.


The 2016 election was during my first year of high school, so the campaigning was going on in my last year of middle school. At the time I made a post on my aforementioned blog saying how much Donald Trump weighed, roughly how many times it would take for someone to be stung by bees per pound of body weight for it to be fatal assuming they weren’t allergic to bees, and how much it’d cost to buy that amount of bees according to the internet. I got in trouble for that. I will maintain my defense in that, one: I was just some random 14 year old kid living in Milwaukee and had no reason to ever be anywhere near Donald Trump, and two: I simply cannot control bees. Bees are going to do whatever bees are going to do. I have as much say over the actions of bees as bees have over the actions of me.


I'll leave you to it now. Behave yourselves and take care.


<3

MR



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